I would like to take a moment of your time to present to you a dear, dear friend of mine. He’s like the brother that I almost had. Counterparts in crime and mischief, comrades in adventuring, brothers in arms, it’s hard to separate us.

However he’s battling through something that I can’t help him through and it just pains me to see him suffer. You see… my dear friend is single. Yes, that’s right: single. For reasons not understood by me, he’s somehow managed to escape the radar of every lady in existence. Which is probably good for as soon as they realize that he’s there…. he’d have to beat them off with a stick. Seriously.

He’s a great man, rugged looks, charming personality, has a strong passion and vision, thinker of deep thoughts, with eyes that, when you look into them, you -know- that he’s only thinking of you. He’s prime real estate if I were to use such a crude phrase.

All you available ladyfolk should go check him out. I’m sure you’ll love what you see.

But don’t my word for it. Apparently my co-best friend has also taken pity on him. So you have an actual female’s perspective on him so you can have a more objective opinion.

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