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Unfortunately we regret to inform you that the blog author known as Trebonte has died in a knitting accident. In an attempt to diversify his skill set, he tried his hand at the archaic art of knitting. Unfortunately he was unable to find a teacher and, having greatly underestimated the level of danger involved with knitting, sought to teach himself.

He was found two hours later wrapped in yarn. Apparently he had strangled himself with the yarn and died to asphyxiation. Needless to say, his online postings will be more infrequent then standard.

Survived by five siblings, he’ll be remembered as a warning to all.

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  1. Micah L. Says:

    This confirms everything I’ve ever said about the evils of knitting. Trebonte has not died in vain.

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