- Monday, September 24, 2007
- Suffering From The Black Plague
I am dying.
Why must I die? I’m so young and so awesome. What does Life have against me?
Apparently Life is jealous of my Awesomeness. “Why are you so Awesome and not me?” He asked me.
To which I replied, “Because you are Life and Life is never awesome but rather Mediocre or Sporty at best.”
I guess that’s where it went downhill. Life wasn’t quite as pleased with my smart aleck response as I was. Someday I’ll learn from my mistakes but for now I’ll just reap what I sowed.
But you know? Life has always had this thing against me. At birth it gave me an Aura of Sportiness. To which I developed my Awesomeness to counter it. An evolutionary move designed to protect me from the negative effects of Life’s curse. Unfortunately it’s not strong enough yet. But some day! Some day it will be!
September 24th, 2007 at 11:28 pm
What’s wrong with you now?
September 25th, 2007 at 11:16 am
Rabenstranger you sound like Tarrick Twilight! I hear him say that then realized he didn’t write that. Thats funny.
But anyway, is school getting you down or something? Oh, I’m so dropping a class. I could do all three. But only if I had no life other than school and I hate doing that.
September 25th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
Unlike you poor unfortunate souls, I have yet to start school. Tomorrow is the “big day.”
No, my malady is neither school nor work related but something of a more base and mundane nature. I have the flu. Which just sucks…
I should’ve called in sick yesterday to work but no, I was feeling “well enough” so I went in. Apparently the bigwigs from corporate came in today so I stayed an hour overtime last night to get things back into order. Which was desperately needed.
But I felt like crap… And all throughout the night I dreamed of stocking. Fevered dreams of stocking just plain sucks. I couldn’t comprehend why things just weren’t in order. I’d wake up every half hour and try to reason to myself that I was just having a fevered misconception of reality. But my mind couldn’t wrap around that. I threw all my blankets to the ground leaving just one to “simplify” things but I was cursed to suffer through a sleepless night. Ugh…
September 26th, 2007 at 11:37 pm
What’s wrong…
Oh never mind. Just hurry up and revive a new clone would you?